Privacy policy
I respect your privacy!!! I don't want to bother you with flyers you didn't ask for. I don't want to call you during dinner and take you away from your families. You won't get any spammy mass emails from me. I think that the big companies who do that sort of thing are terrible and I am very proud not to be like that. I promise any information that you give me will only be used to answer your questions, inform you about unforseen delays in shipping or process your orders. If you send me a particularly awesome letter and I want to put it up on the webpage I promise I'll ask for your permission first. This is policy is subject to change at any time without notice, so please check back often. Our opt-in mailing list has a separate privacy policy which you can view here.
Return and exchange policy
I make a unique, high quality product with, let's just say character, but if you're not happy for any reason, just send the shirt back with your name and address for a full refund. For exchanges, simply return the item with your name, address, and the shirt design or size you meant to order. No worries!
Shipping policy
Shipping is free. I ship all orders USPS First Class. Expect delivery to the contiguous 48 states in two to three weeks. International orders may take longer due to customs. Life is crazy sometimes, so in the event that some unforseen force starts to slow us down you'll be notified by email of the delay.
